By effingawwesome - 11/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 617
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Same thing different taste

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You are dumb, you would have felt stinging if it was a jellyfish, no?

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nope 2nd.. still awesome, you suck big time man >_>

so plastic bags sting people these days..

It would still be really scary to be out in the water and have something wrap around you, but you'd definitely know if it was a jellyfish about two seconds after it touched you. : Plus, it can wrap around you if you freak out, but it doesn't do it on purpose. Still, embarrassing. Maybe this is a sign that people shouldn't try to be big shots and impress people? I dunno, just from the amount of "I was trying to impress a girl/guy" FMLs I've read. XD;

TeaPirate 0

Gahh number thirteen just made me lose the game.

Icalasari 0

XD I think I approved this one yesterday! I still think you are an idiot. A funny idiot, but an idiot nonetheless You don't deserve this though. I have heard those thing can be nasty, so I would freak out too.

choppedNskrewed 0

now you know how the goddamn turtles feel when they see a plastic bag, mistake it for a jellyfish, eat it, then starve to death because they feel full but cannot digest the plastic. Seriously people, DON'T FREAKING LITTER!!! Oh, and also, when you buy six pack sodas/beers/etc., cut the rings before you throw them out so that turtles, dolphins, or even birds don't get stuck in them and die. @OP: hahaha faillll. I'm sure those girls were duly impressed. :::sarcasm::: but i probably would have done the exact same thing

come_again 0

oy. I would have panicked too. Don't worry about it. at least it really wasn't a jellyfish. :)