By effingawwesome - 11/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML
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zoopooz 0

You are dumb, you would have felt stinging if it was a jellyfish, no?

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callmesillyxxx 1

Aside from the FML, it's sad that there are plastic bags in our ocean......

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fogrunner 13

Not all jellyfish sting (enough for humans to feel it), FYI.

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LilyZombie 8

When I was learning to surf a plastic bag got wrapped around my face. I thought it was a jelly too. Not to mention nearly drowning/suffocating. Ergh.

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SpiritOfFire 8

It's quite sad that most people don't even care that there's garbage in our swim waters. >

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elodymayweeble 7

Jellyfish don't really make a habit of wrapping themselves around people.

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jmcr 27

Well the fact that it didnt hurt should have been a big hint...

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FemskyD 26

Take someone with you when doing The groceries ;)

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