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By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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By anon - 27/12/2013 07:28 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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Lizzy86 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:17

time to lay off the hallucinants dude.

Theoderage 3

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:08

What the hell??? That does suck!

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Jakojan 4

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:12

im a guy and i think that would even freak me out... not to screaming and crying but ya know

varkey 7

Thursday 25 March 2010 3:29

omg omg omg... that is so horrible how can people click ydi??

volgin95 1

Tuesday 4 May 2010 1:50

Honestly I would lay off the drugs. they arnt going to do any gd for you..

kaykaypopz 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 15:06

Oh shit. I'd probably do the same thing :/

jsnakes12 0

Friday 12 November 2010 16:15

I would just sit there and kill them all. It's more fun that way.

andrealovvve 17

Monday 21 February 2011 17:19

That's unsanitary... kinda ur fault for that nastiness of a bathroom/shower.

J9ssica 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 22:03

yeah because everyone cleans INSIDE their bathroom walls -__-

sin211 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 2:16

you're scared of ANTS ?! ydi

What_Willis_is_t 1

Wednesday 23 March 2011 13:09

206 WTF? Ant fetish? Did you watch Adam Ant as a kid?

xx7000girlxx 0

Monday 30 May 2011 1:42

I would do the same :)

Lopee069 4

Monday 18 July 2011 9:31

Thanks for telling me this, its not like i wanted to take a shower or anything.

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