Animals: Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the...

By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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By anon - 27/12/2013 07:28 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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Lizzy86 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:17

time to lay off the hallucinants dude.

Theoderage 3

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:08

What the hell??? That does suck!

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Partyin247 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 4:46

OMG i can so picture that happening to me. That sucks so much.

kirei_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:37

I say torch the *******!

lolthatsasucker 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:07

omg that's scary!!! i wouldve done the same!!

gothymama 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:34

EWWWW!!! That's just freakin' nasty! Exterminator!!!

jewel5 0

Friday 15 May 2009 4:05

As would I ..... :|

lifeislife_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 5:59

AHHH EWWW THAT'S SO ******* GROSS. This is an EXTREME FML.

Mnemo_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 7:47

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!! >:O That sounds like it's straight from a horror movie!

lilcuti3pi389 0

Friday 15 May 2009 8:10

ewwwwwww, wtf i would have a heart attack!!! lol i hate bugssss and also why in the hell did that happen? take care of your bathroom more! ughhh srry but i recently went to a friend of a friends house and it was soooo dirty it looked like they never cleaned and there were bugs everywhere, so im just imaging that. but dudeeee thats grosssssss. sux for ju =/

Yyz 0

Friday 15 May 2009 14:51

That is crazy! We had the same thing happen at our house we are renting about a week ago. Turns out they are carpenter ants and they are all over the insides of the house. Also to #166, what has taking care of your bathroom got to do with ants inside the walls? You don't even know they are there until something like that happens you moron.