Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making...

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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By youlovewaffles - 03/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML

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By anonymous - 07/05/2014 23:06 - United States

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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By Embarrassed - 20/01/2023 18:00

Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML

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By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By ShylaMarie - 14/02/2012 22:29 - Canada

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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CassT 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:21

Wow.. I've heard of singing in the shower, but...

gonzi_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:22

old mcdonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. YDI

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_Skies 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:33

Yeah dude, I'm so emo. I go home and slit my wrists daily. My favorite color is black, like my soul of course. Lets go listen to some MCR and take sideways pictures of ourselves to put on my myspace so I get get more friend requests and feel like for once in my life someone cares. Yeah, so very emo, my friend. Also... I'm a chick. you rather I wear loose jeans? Oh yeah, considering you like dicks so much...

MadeInCanada 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:36

Lol, the comments of this FML? I think they're more intresting than the FML itself...

avalon24 18

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:37

Wow, as funny as this is, and fully enjoy doing silly things myself. If you are bored and feel the need to entertain yourself while in the bathtub, maybe it's time to GET OUT of the tub, finish up getting clean and get out instead of making animal noises.

EnragedParrot 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:39

I agree dude. I mean, what's this world coming to when a person can't even make like Dr. Dolittle and talk with the animals in the bath without getting laughed. If that's truly what we're down to, then F all our lives, I say.

tradit03 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:40

That is so awesome!! I make seal, chicken, turkey, dog, cat and donkey noises really well!! There is no shame in what u done :)

Incubus_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:40

...who the **** DOES that?

aylin495 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 6:10

the wierd thing is ur doing animal noises but the worst thing is that there little kids and there gonna tell everyone but the good thing is there little and won't remember haha