By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
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kut17 11

If I talked to my parents like that, I would consider getting locked in a bathroom as getting off easy.

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singerlove 14

Because the dishes are SO hard to do...

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roninvamp 4

Yea my mom wouldve whacked me in the head for talking back like that. Next time jus say you're sittin on th can

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ItsThisGirl 17

this is what happens when u try to "punish" your parents, you look like an proud idiot

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structuredchaoz 4

Classic example of how lazy and needy kids are getting these days. Even more so in a time where parents work extra hard to keep afloat. YDI.

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fylx100 19

Maybe he was fed up with your constant shit

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cajekraze 7

Stupid F-ing kids these days. He should charge you rent

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joker118 7

HELLO was there a window if so there your way out :) and do the same to him when hes in there

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j4ym4n 2

In Australia we don't ever say bite me, and we call the bathroom the toilet. So, I think it's safe that this is fake.

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j4ym4n 2

If this has been modded then it's proof that a large portion of fmls are fabricated.

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