Crude

By Anonymous - 25/01/2016 01:24 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

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Today, I was leaving the house to go on a date. My dad stopped me at the door and said confidently, "Tear that pussy up, son." I'm gay and my dad knows that. FML
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iiVas 10

Looks like your dad saw the opportunity to make that joke and took it xD

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iiVas 10

Looks like your dad saw the opportunity to make that joke and took it xD

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Cause the male OP has a pussy? Talk about a plot twist.

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Lalala579121 27

Written and directed by M Night Shyamalan.

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LPac5295 27

"This January" *dramatic airhorn* "OP goes on the date of his life. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan and produced by Michael Bay comes the biggest blockbuster of the year." *explosion*

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Fuckthefuck 4

haha. these people on FML ******* suck. you put this funny comment and everybody down votes. 3 comments later some one puts OP has a butt pussy, and gets over 100 thumbs up. these people suck. they downvote the best shit

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cheeeksss 29

My dad makes jokes with me all the time. And it's awesome. High five for your dad.

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fezhafeez 12

high five him and tell him to do the same. watch his reaction!

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corporatescoundr 25

He'd probably smile and say, "Oh, you know I do! How do you think you got here?"

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Dilexar 26

Wow. I wouldn't even know what to say.

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ShaynaMarie322 15

That must be his version of "break a leg."

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Leauge 13

Maybe he found out your date has cats and he knows you like cats so he gave you an obscure joke to throw you off his trail.

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Talis99 26

I'm curious as to the thought train that led you to this. It jumped the tracks and crashed sometime back.

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