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By Sickinbed - 07/06/2011 10:27 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap in our country house. I was sick with a fever of 101.3. When I woke up, I see that my family had left to go back to the apartment. They forgot me. FML

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Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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Tuesday 7 June 2011 16:08

I guess it's time to do everyone's favorite past-time when they are home alone. Take off your clothes!

perdix 29

Tuesday 7 June 2011 16:19

The fever is making your delirious. Your family didn't forget you, they ditched you.

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ShinigamiKurosak 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 0:54

well. now you can gap without having to ninja defuse

IDK258 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 2:28

nice family you got..

Primus_fml 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 3:19

You're.. HOT BLOODED! Check it and see... YOU GOT A FEVER A HUNDERED AND... Wait, shit.

Anonymoouse_fml 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 3:41

101.3!? that's not that high...

zxcfghqeop 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 5:43

how can a person fever reach to 101degree? U are alr dead by now.

Deroni76 5

Wednesday 8 June 2011 8:17

It's 101.3 Fahrenheit. In Celsius it's 39.

lovepebbles 1

Wednesday 8 June 2011 6:17

awhh!! thats sad :( . were you in like the living room or something or were you is your room?? its bad either way but if you were in the living room that is way worse!! hope you feel better :)

El_Chile_Sabroso 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 10:40

That sounds like my family, except my family loves me. : ) lol

PanamaPride 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 14:45

Possible Things To Do : -Get Naked -Invite People Over and Party -Scream A Bunch Of Cuss Words Or Whatever Makes You Happy -Trash The Place -Turn The Radio/TV On Loud So Much More...

Nhk_fml 4

Wednesday 8 June 2011 14:50

Agreed have a ****** rave party get wasted then when ur family come back for you say this is for leaving me here when I was SICK!!

XxToriwolfxX 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 1:19

Do it all. Don't forget to record it!

littlemiley180 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 17:13

ahahahaha 101.3 is a station on the radio "101.3 FROGGY 101" LOL=D

HunterAlpha1 8

Wednesday 8 June 2011 22:14

if this happened to me, and my family didn't come to get me by the time i was well again i would go out and look for a job nearby and make the summer house my permanent residence.