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By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML

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By B-Man - 11/12/2009 21:55 - Canada

Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML

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Nice friends you got there

By Schrewt - 24/01/2010 08:50 - France

Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2018 11:00 - United States - Twin Falls

Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML

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By Stephanie - 14/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

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By Sickinbed - 07/06/2011 10:27 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap in our country house. I was sick with a fever of 101.3. When I woke up, I see that my family had left to go back to the apartment. They forgot me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML

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Some people are just lazy

By Anonymous - 22/06/2017 00:00

Today, while working, I saw a man napping under a tree. He was still there 3 hours later. Turns out he was dead. FML

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Taking it too far

By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

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By Brandy_Dandy78 - 12/06/2011 18:47 - United States

Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML

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Monday 5 October 2009 2:08

Are you positive they're your family?

Zhejan 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:22

Looks like your drowsiness led to some lousiness!

Comments

montgomery634 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:11

awww that sucks :(

Reyo 2

Monday 5 October 2009 1:28

Look on the bright side...you can milk the CRAP out of this in the future. I would KILL for a guilt trip opportunity like this.

z3r0ram 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:49

ydi for being born

pipsqueak2099 0

Monday 5 October 2009 2:14

All I can say is that was well deserved for the lack of grammar in your FML.

Duckasaurus 0

Monday 5 October 2009 2:50

Capitalization fail.

amazinggbaby 2

Friday 5 February 2010 5:35

wow this fml made me laugh sooo much hahahah

Saccharide 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:20

Ouch. There's no possible excuse for that. I agree with #2, never let 'em live it down.

Zhejan 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:22

Looks like your drowsiness led to some lousiness!

tyhillman 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:27

Walking is healthy for you lol

GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:28

Omg. That is something my friends and family would do to me!

FAKEstfu 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:30

Fyl. Period.

KateeJo 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:32

Oh my. Well I hope you had a cell phone and if not, there's never too many hobos. [:

YDIBITCHES 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:42

That was gay

Geist_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 2:08

Are you positive they're your family?

babygraprefruit 0

Monday 5 October 2009 2:53

Next time, you should drive.

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Today, my boyfriend started a six month jail stint. The last thing he gave me was his phone, on which I discovered $30,000 in credit card debt. Why didn’t I go after the guy who went to dental uni? FML

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