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By Anonypiss - 22/07/2015 16:21 - Canada - Pembroke

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML

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By pissedoffandon - 06/05/2009 14:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 07:34 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML

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By pissed off - 17/05/2014 00:33 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I was taking a piss, when a mosquito came out of nowhere and headed straight for my dick. In my startled attempt to ward it away, I pissed all over everything, including myself. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By TheMichaelNixon - 14/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By stupidbug. - 09/04/2012 08:28 - Canada

Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

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jonjonguapito 15

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:13

I guess you pissed him off

chaseafterwind82 29

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:23

Should have pissed on the fly instead.

Comments

lukeDAduke157 11

Thursday 23 July 2015 5:45

Should have pissed on him after he punched you. That would've been hilarious. DISCLAIMER: Try at your own risk.

JayZen 6

Thursday 23 July 2015 5:58

Should have just shouted "Sword Fight!" And gone for the eyes!

thats_all_folks 10

Thursday 23 July 2015 6:25

I misread that I read "and than he busted in my face"

JayS421 10

Thursday 23 July 2015 6:35

even though it's your fault you should have fought back.

Utetopia2014 18

Thursday 23 July 2015 8:31

How long are you pissing for that you can't deal with a buzzing fly? You finish your piss, zip up and walk out, and leave the fly in the toilet. What the ****? You're a *******.

ariasmake1 9

Thursday 23 July 2015 8:41

OP you pissed on a guy, put yourself in his shoe. You deserve it!

YoursAlways98 13

Thursday 23 July 2015 11:58

Yikes. That sucks :(

williamcarter93 13

Thursday 23 July 2015 15:13

OK, granted, the OP should have been worrying about his stream rather than his fly, but am I the only one who thinks beating him in the face was uncalled for? It's not as if he made to pee on the other man on purpose. It's not like he just went in the bathroom, whipped it out, took aim at the other man and blasted him. he was trying to do something stupid and pee got everywhere. But it's not worth beating another human being over that.

BuckNekkid 22

Thursday 23 July 2015 17:21

better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Domonator 16

Thursday 23 July 2015 20:21

OP so totally deserved it. As part of a society, we do not and must not piss on each other FOR ANY REASON. Breaking this unwritten rule by spraying your fellow man with your warm liquid waste will result in immediate and unrestrained retaliation. This automatic response is how society protects itself from anarchy.