By pissed off - 17/05/2014 00:33 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I was taking a piss, when a mosquito came out of nowhere and headed straight for my dick. In my startled attempt to ward it away, I pissed all over everything, including myself. FML
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False_Stupidity 41

All you had to do was tell it to piss off! But no, you had to do it the hard way. You cocked up and now urine trouble.

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maryiah 21

Hopefully this happened at home, not in a public restroom.. Sorry op

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gear4 29

that mosquito wanted to suck a little more than blood man ... why you had to ruin it's chances :(

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gjikvtj 18

I'd be pissed... what a buzz kill

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cryssycakesx3 22

at least he didn't smack his dick!

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brivielle 15

oh nooooo!!!!! u said no to a *******???

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addictedtosorrow 12

Actually #67, he acted in a way that rejected blood getting sucked from his penis.

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incoherentrmblr 21

The new scent from OFF: Piss...

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brivielle 15

#77 my darling..apparently the joy of puns eludes you

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daddysgirl8 21

You obviously don't understand what a pun is.

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saba_ajira 29

That sucks OP. I hope nobody called you out for having it all over you...

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Demig0d6 14

Op must've been pretty pissed

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speakersboom 19

Dude, there are way worse posts. welcome to FML.

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gjikvtj 18

This seems like the kind of person who would tell somebody on here to stop swearing

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cumberbunny 17

#38 No...you just seem like a little shit. :)

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cryssycakesx3 22

"stop fighting yew guise"

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Rainhawk94 27

You tell em #40

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maryiah 21

Hopefully this happened at home, not in a public restroom.. Sorry op

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lengi123 18

Well if it was at a public bathroom he probably could have pinned it on someone else

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jerryj 27

Calm down and put the gun away. He said he was taking a PISS.

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cryssycakesx3 22

he meant "pissed off/on" jokes, oh great bright one.

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False_Stupidity 41

All you had to do was tell it to piss off! But no, you had to do it the hard way. You cocked up and now urine trouble.

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fortune789 17

You're comment of his comment not being needed is just as not needed a a my comment saying that your comment about his comment not being needed is not needed.

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AsianCookie247 14

So sorry OP! I'd freak out too if I were in that situation. FYL for being covered in your own urine.

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markcallanan_ 20

Itsssss a shower time-a!

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markcallanan_ 20

No, no? Anyone? Mario refernce?

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