Animals: Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on...

By murphy22 - 24/08/2012 09:33 - United States - Norman

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

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By HHIChica - 17/09/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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By Neutered - 27/11/2012 19:52 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

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Relax

By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML

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Little devil

By Girlie - 07/05/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML

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Nuts

By Almost neutered - 02/07/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, I was laying on the couch when my cat decided to join. Instead of jumping, he opted to climb. While he was climbing, he put his paw on my junk and got his claws stuck there. He then tried to force them out, which hurt even more. It took almost a full minute to break him free. FML

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llamafish 25

Friday 24 August 2012 16:15

Gotta love the feel of a nice, wet pussy.

saIty 17

Friday 24 August 2012 16:18

Did you not shave? Maybe your cat thought it was a mouse.

Comments

mimomisu 3

Friday 24 August 2012 17:04

Been there, done that...although...I am a guy and there was kinda more to scratch, trust me :)

keven501 12

Friday 24 August 2012 17:05

The cat just made some noodles and meatballs

Rodders_SOTC 1

Friday 24 August 2012 17:15

Bath cat. Watches you lather up.

lajaynay 15

Friday 24 August 2012 17:21

Ouch. I'd rather not imagine that so I will just say that I pity you.

muhilrashid 4

Friday 24 August 2012 17:42

Thats a new one pussy scratch pussy

Bittenchaos 12

Friday 24 August 2012 18:10

that cat would have been going to an animal shelter asap

Enslaved 36

Friday 24 August 2012 18:11

My cat wants to know if he could kiss it and make it better?

showen_fml 4

Friday 24 August 2012 18:16

Never let a cat near the crown jewels!

mrnuleef 7

Friday 24 August 2012 18:38

Why not use your gf's head head to protect it? (previous fml reference for those that might think i'm just cold hearted)

noisebox 1

Friday 24 August 2012 18:46

Pussy to pussy scratching?

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