Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed.... - FML

By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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MangaFreakXxX 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:25

You were naked while taking a shower? No ******' way.

AngryNinja 1

Monday 8 February 2010 3:25

ow. that made me hurt just thinking about it.

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danielle8D 0

Monday 8 February 2010 10:45

wow. cuz most people shower in their clothes with their cell phone money and all! and tjats gotta hurt

omg_thats_funny 0

Monday 8 February 2010 12:28

awww. sucks!! :( I could imagine this happening to me cuz I have a glass sliding door and it jams too!

becoolfool 0

Monday 8 February 2010 13:51

i am partially doubting this FML because the glass that they use for shower stalls is made of circles of glass, so when it shatteres, there are no sharp edges. so, i don't see why he would get hurt at all...

Harr 0

Monday 8 February 2010 15:00

And where exactly does it say he got hurt at all?

13__Loki__13 1

Monday 8 February 2010 17:18

I hate it when naked time goes wrong

blastvortex 3

Monday 8 February 2010 17:49

Yeah. That has a tendency to happen when you apply too much stress to an object, like glass, that shatters easily enough. You should have thought it through, but FYL for having to deal with it in the first place. BTW, for future reference, that last sentence wasn't really necessary. If you were something other than naked while you were taking a shower, then I'd probably be postulating that there's something seriously wrong with you.

Batman4890 0

Monday 8 February 2010 17:50

i think you deserve this by getting a glass door on your shower why cant you just get a cheeper plastic door that would shatter doesn't make sense to me?

rescueLove 0

Monday 8 February 2010 17:59

how does a sliding glass door, for a shower, get jammed? did u have something inbetween the 2 doors?

pjfromok 0

Monday 8 February 2010 19:06

...you usually shower with clothes on?!

xoxcinderellaxox 0

Monday 8 February 2010 21:02

get a shower curtain. i used to have one of those but it got so annoying.

mcgiver_fml 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:23

it was tempered glass. it broke into small, not sharp at all, little pieces of glass. don't be a baby

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