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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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MangaFreakXxX 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:25

You were naked while taking a shower? No ******' way.

AngryNinja 1

Monday 8 February 2010 3:25

ow. that made me hurt just thinking about it.

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holy_guacamole 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:49

do you normally shower in your clothing..?

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:53

At least you were able to get out! Yay!! :)

rosario_hates7 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:59

??

samantha_durano 6

Monday 8 February 2010 5:00

hahaha:)

Trooth 13

Monday 8 February 2010 5:03

I'm pretty sure if this was true you'd be in the hospital right now and you'd be in too much pain to even type this...

lem0n_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:10

Cuz every FML is typed exactly on the day it happens, right? Besides. Just because the glass shattered doesn't mean the OP would necessarily end up in the hospital. And if they did, it doesn't mean they'd be an in-patient. Cuts and scrapes are nothing to stay overnight for.

rOBboCOp 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:08

well how doya kno if the glass just shattered on his/her feet, unless this person was doing some extreme pullin then the glass pieces could like fly at his/her body and stab him/her

LemonStarship 5

Monday 8 February 2010 5:21

:I

theinfamousjaywe 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:32

Heeeeeeeeeyyyyy...somebody beat me to the Scrubs remark. Oh well. And sucks to be OP. Your life is jacked up.

McCannCanTriple 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:36

The glass should have been tempered and therefore broken into gummy like pieces.

asentra9 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:40

Excuse me.. could someone explain something to me. What does OP mean...? Oh and YDI as well... im at a loss as to what these acronyms

picksy22 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:55

original poster. you deserve it.

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