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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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MangaFreakXxX 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:25

You were naked while taking a shower? No ******' way.

AngryNinja 1

Monday 8 February 2010 3:25

ow. that made me hurt just thinking about it.

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ModernWarfare3_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:40

YDI for being naked in a shower.

A_to_z_0_to_9___ 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 10:58

Ikr, what an idiot

maddiesonnn 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:44

i would think ud be naked taking a shower

dn5575 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:45

shouldn't u be at a hospital or sumthing if glass shattered on you today I mean it can't be that bad if you're putting it on fml today?

maddiesonnn 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:45

i wudve never guessed. hows tht dick of urs?

ipwnallmen 10

Monday 8 February 2010 5:48

did the glass take your virginity????? but yeah owies

Kylias 6

Monday 8 February 2010 6:06

You shower NAKED!?

carkel 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:08

well, you know... most people shower naked..

Sekococo 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:10

Was it like horror flim glass over my body and am so bloody and will have scars for life or was like i am F**king glittering like a pedo vampire from twilight who feed off of menstral cycle like strawberry shake? :D i hope the commentors have a nice visual of this.

sum1savemeh 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:19

lmao

koerviipns 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:22

"Today, I was taking a shower...I was naked." I can't resist, so thank you captain obvious.

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 8 February 2010 6:35

Good show, Lieutenant Sarcasm

jeaniechic 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:24

ow! that would suck. until he gets a new door he won't be able to take another shower.

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