By Anon O'Mous - 02/01/2012 15:38 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML
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Xquisite1 28

At least you weren't knocked unconscious while naked.

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ClassyCommando 13

In a gym shower full of men? Well, I respect your choice.

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JonnyAnonymous 0

Hahahaha! /winning!

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rubberduckie94 13

I would love to see you in a haunted house.

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RebekahBrooke 9

well, its good that you didn't get knocked out. naked on the gym floor - gross, and definitely bad.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

At least you werent knocked out laying naked on the floor.

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TS13_fml 0

Thanks for pointing that comment out again along with #2 and 19

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RebekahBrooke 9

I didn't even see 2's comment! :O the first thing I thought was getting knocked out...

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TraceCase_ 19

The way this story is worded...I don't like it.

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k8izgr8_fml 0

me neither. it doesn't sound right at all

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ohmandapants 16

The first time I read it, I didn't really pay attention. You know how sometimes you read things and word it the way you would say it? Re-reading it now, I see what you mean.

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GoW_Chick 14

Well that's to bad because that's the way OP wrote it sorry

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ohmandapants 16

^ um, okay? We're just pointing out that it's oddly worded, you don't have to come in here with your "well that's too bad for you" we're not bashing OP.

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DrSaturday 3

I mean ur right because when the water is pouring down how can u hear the sound of a piece of gum???

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TraceCase_ 19

No, 34, that's not what I'm talking about. Some people pop their gum REALLY loud.

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DrSaturday 3

I understand and it all depends on how this happened for OP

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GoW_Chick 14

30- I was just making a not so funny joke no need to get defensive

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ohmandapants 16

^ no need to make "not-so-funny jokes" either...just saying.

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GoW_Chick 14

But there is always a need for pointless not so funny jokes.... just saying.

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GoW_Chick 14

Just to set things strait trace and ohmandapants I was in no way trying to offend or upset with my dumbass joke if I did I apologize my bad it was just a random post

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ohmandapants 16

^ I've noticed that you apologise for your posts once they start getting thumbed down...you made these comments for a reason, not just for a "random post".

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TraceCase_ 19

I'm neither offended nor upset. Also, it really is too bad isn't it? That IS the way OP wrote it, that is true ;P

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GoW_Chick 14

See trace gets it.. And no actually it was just random post on a thread to get it started I apologized because you seemed to be taking it the wrong way I was trying to be be nice, honestly I could care less about imaginary thumbs I've been buried before by them and yet I can still sleep at night.

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ohmandapants 16

I was making an observation based not only on these posts, but your other posts. And I've noticed that as soon as you get thumbed down, you post an apology to your original post. It was just a simple observation. Maybe it's just a coincidence.

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GoW_Chick 14

Do you get messed with often at shower time because it seems you are very easy to startle

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