By taydean - 26/05/2011 21:31 - United States

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML
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muhaidib 2

you deserved it for having a fat ass by eating fast food...

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borkchop1992 15

crack baby basketball- random

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Volcano47 0

it takes skill to fall on a flat surface:)

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JohannMedina 0

I bet the Spartans from 300 got pissed at you for copying them and made you fall like the Persian messanger.

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EvilPotato 14

haha what would we do without YouTube making fun of other films and shows.

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dorux1897 0

I wish I was there to see it... then again, I'd never eat at Wendy's :P

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EvilPotato 14

yay for idiots doing things on repulse.

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Jorcar 8

115 I think you meant impulse.

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Newboyz00185 0

Well?! Was it Sparta? "For tonight, we dine at Wendeys!!

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DeathMetalViking 0

That's not random, it's because dining in Wendy's reminds OP of dining in hell.

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bantosh 4

yo guys, I was the 420th vote for "FYL" looool

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zendaddy0 0

in soviet Russia door kicks you

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angelpies 0

borkchop, obviously no one watches south park

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moley_fml 3

I'm on the door at a pub and you made me lol

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krazyvato 0

you deserved it for spelling smart wrung stupit lil Wayne was hurr shout out to my homies

Sirin_fml 46

What on earth are you babbling about?

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catrav77 0

yeah, I'm kinda confused...

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jennifer93 0

can you repeat that, but in English this time?

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kaylinmarie 0

no, op is right, that line is from a movie lol

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ugliness 6

let's see if I can translate... "ydi for misspelling smart, you are very stupid. p.s. little Wayne was here, saying hi to all my friends" I think o.e

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JenL_fml 7

Where does the word "smart" come in? o.O

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jmtmxer 0

I'm sorry what did you say? I don't speak retard

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St3WI3 0

HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY SMART!, and you spelled wrong..... WRONG!!

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Djzom13 0

I think he is trying to tell us something! Err... anyone have google translate on them?

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Djzom13 0

Oh, and 41.. don't use the 'R' word!!! You don't want to be bitched at, do you???

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KiddNYC1O 20

Lmao. Epic fail.

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EvilPotato 14

3 you shouldn't have dropped out of English classes, also since when did "hurr" get added to the websters dictionary.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

More like shouldn't have dropped out of school period.

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xCookieCrazedx 1

I think number 3 thought "Sparta" was supposed to be "smart"... but idk

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DeadxManxWalking 27

even if so. how would that even fit? and does Sparta even look like smart?

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m0rgana 0

you have really pretty eyes

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WordSmyth 2

Surprised no one has said "Cocaine, it's a helluva drug."

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agaba 0

Cocaine. its one hell of a drug!

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quadder 0

in the words of Samuel L Jackson; ENGLISH MOTHER ******, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

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MissBoo111 21

nice 165 lol sometimes I just wanna burst that out when I hear the freaking Spanish talking drives me nuts

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DizzyDaydreams 1

Dear Ironic Idiot, You spelled stupid and wrong incorrectly too! Sincerely, someone not posing as Lil Wayne

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babyydolly 0

O_o HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what?! I literally laughed out loud on this!! oh my, people these days!

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Sorry, my Google Translate can't understand 'Dumbshit'

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ChuckNorris141 0

56 trust me I know all the wordy durdes and there is no R word

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pikagirl222 1

were you drunk when you wrote this krazyvato? no offense...

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thedevilwithin 0

Dumbass. I don't know how this is a FYL. YDI all the way for your immaturity.

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x3ShanTastic 0

Says the baby with the Harry Potter glasses

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doc_j 0

ha. siren booted me for sayen shit like this yesterday. yous about to get it

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franniedottp 8

hey what the heck? some people actually like to have fun. jeez, loosed up...

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volley4eva1698 0

Ikk tell me about it..fmls are supposed to be funny, and the readers aren't supposed to freak out like I've seen before

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futtbuck101 1

You couldn't support your weight

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krazyvato 0

u have a bad name pls change it

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GreenMaze 0

is the door okay?

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nocanhaz 4

It seems as though you have some balance issues. Maybe you should try sticking on both feet.

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johnson94 5

I would have been the first person to laugh at you if I was present during this!

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nocanhaz 4

Are you talking to me or op?

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Tsunami87 17

haha looks like he's talking to op. some martial arts will man op up and improve ops balance

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itsmeyippie 0

It's OP's fault for being childish, plus everyone knows you leave it to the ones kicking people into infinitely deep wells

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jennifer93 0

the whole yelling of "this is Sparta" is really pointless in this FML...

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KiddNYC1O 20

What?! That's blasphemy! I strongly disagree for obvious reasons.

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jennifer93 0

haha I'm just saying, the embarrassing part was her falling, so what she said while doing so is kind of unimportant

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KiddNYC1O 20

Yeah but if op left that part out, the comments section would be filled with "Why'd you kick the door?" or similar questions. I see your point though. Have you seen 300?

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jennifer93 0

true true and no I haven't

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KiddNYC1O 20

Well, "This is Sparta!" is a famous line from the movie 300.

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jennifer93 0

haha I actually did know that:) Thanks though lol

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KiddNYC1O 20

Lol oh ok. You're welcome.

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SoccerRebel594 0

Jennifer, the "This is Sparta" line is the purpose behind the kick...how can you say it's unimportant or irrelevant? That makes no sense.

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chuymac 3

I did this once, but at Del Taco(I was trying to feed the beast) and didn't fall on my butt.

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AcidRaen 4

um no its not pointless. it gives us a laugh and a more interesting story, rather than "today when leaving wendy's i kicked the door and fell" yes thats funny but less interesting

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borkchop1992 15

cough cough* FAIL

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mruizk9 7

way to be stupid!

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dreamering 16

Hopefully you broke your butt, so you don't have to think about Sparta in a while.

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DeathMetalViking 0

Then OP will think about brokeback mountain.

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