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By RedFox12 - 28/10/2012 00:12 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was taking a walk with a girl I really like. Trying to impress her, I mentioned I'd just learned how to do a front flip, and she told me to prove it. I did the flip, but stumbled forward on the landing and smacked head-first into a pole. She's still laughing. FML

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RedFox12 7

Tuesday 30 October 2012 5:58

I wrote this. My head is fine and the girl doesn't think I'm an idiot or anything. It was just a funny/embarrassing thing that happened. I'm just surprised I actually got something published on here :D

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omfg_creepers 8

Sunday 28 October 2012 10:10

Everybody gets scared when I front flip.

acs123acs 22

Sunday 28 October 2012 10:30

I don't think this is what is meant by falling head over heels in love :p

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oreowaffie 20

Friday 17 April 2015 21:35

She is still laughing after 3 years

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