By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 21:38 - United States - Hackensack

Today, I was taking my grandma shopping, when she pointed at a pair of thongs and told me if I don’t start wearing them I won’t get a man. I've been married for 4 years, gran. Thanks for paying attention. FML
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MrSassypants 33

This is really fun paradox. This is the first time I've seen someone say "if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all" and then proceed to say something mean.

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TomeDr 24

My husband's aunt had me decorate her 50th anniversary cake. While showing me photos of her wedding, she asked if I had attended it. I was 38 years old and had only been in her family 10 years. It was an early sign of Alzheimer's.

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armattiuzzo 16

Im Australian and reading this I was like thongs? But I kinda got the idea it wasn't the type you wear in your feet

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

More importantly, did you get your husband by wearing a thong?

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17jemstar 14

Thongs as in sandals or thongs as in bikinis?

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EarlFug 19

Well, she's correct that thongs are awesome..

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Nubsche 18

Plot Twist: OP is married to a woman.

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wrenavery90 12

So did you tell her that? Is she getting senile?

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