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By pussy - 04/05/2009 14:46 - Italy

Today, I was talking to my boss about her children. She told me she didn’t want them to develop any problems by letting them sleep with the light on. I didn’t tell her last night I slept with the light on because I’m scared of ghosts. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2017 23:42

Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML

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By frogdog563 - 01/09/2019 14:00

Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML

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By pinecones - 02/02/2015 14:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML

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By bwoolf96 - 10/09/2015 12:32

Today, in the early hours of the morning, I woke up in sleep paralysis, hallucinating the sight of children hanging from the ceiling. Now I'm scared to sleep. FML

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purplestuff_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:33

I always sleep with the lights on :(

panda_rectum 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:36

Don't worry, Capser is the friendly ghost!

Comments

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:39

And they can't get you in the light?

neverland_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:39

Sleeping with the light on doesn't give kids problems. Having a TV in the kids room and letting them watch it whenever they want gives them problems. Violent video games give kids problems. Too much sugar and a improper diagnosis of ADD gives kids problems. She's a stupid bitch for having her priorities wrong. :(

CaptainCrow 13

Saturday 13 June 2015 4:43

Violent video games don't do a damn thing unless they are like 5. ADD is very real (however I understand that it's over diagnosed). And letting kids watch tv, unless right before bed isn't bad either.

Host2phats 21

Sunday 6 December 2015 8:31

video games mainly violent ones have been scientifically proven to increase brain functions, enhance reaction times, and give you a better ability to point things out that don't belong or are out of the ordinary

InfiniteSunshine 32

Friday 26 August 2016 6:25

Also, sleeping with the light on does cause problems. Even with your eyes closed, your brain still sees the light so it thinks it's daytime and never goes into a full deep sleep to gain restfulness. This causes exhaustion and decreased brain function, which lowers everything from your reasoning skills to your immune system and can even cause depression.

Jemish 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:40

You know ...........ghosts aren't afraid of light. They might still show up. Anytime, day or night.

fatfaceunited 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:40

just so you know, ghosts aren't afraid of the dark. They will haunt when the lights are on as well as when they are off

fish1806 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:41

and u are how old???

grlwitperlEring 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:41

i'd say the username is pretty appropriate...

colortherainbowx 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:42

Grow some ******* balls, man. Pussy ass. Ghosts aren't afraid of light. They come out in the daytime as well as night. Hey, btw, I suggest playing a fun game called Ouija Board. Go buy it! It's SUPER fun.