Love: Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team....

By 987564 - 22/02/2009 07:24 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By sofuckingembarassing. - 11/02/2013 19:19 - United States

Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML

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By Rakayla - 29/06/2019 12:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML

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AliSama 17

Sunday 22 February 2009 17:38

so is it bad that he wants to root for you during games and tell people he knows you? consider it. i he cheers for you, the chances he might start to like you increase. just don't get yourself hurt in the game to stand out. Noone is worth you going to the hospital.

disgruntled_stdt 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 18:24

you like soccer, he likes soccer, he wants to know exactly where you are when he watches you play soccer... /fails to see FML

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zeliex 0

Monday 23 February 2009 12:30

haha that happened to me, but with my coach.

Theideaofmusic 0

Monday 23 February 2009 21:16

It's not that bad! He probably thought that it was adorable. Plus, it was a poor choice of wording, Number is more for phone than jersey. =)

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 7:29

ewww shut up mix it IS embarrassing, it would make a lot of girls feel kinda dumb for thinking that he meant PHONE number psh. but you're not dumb haha it was an honest mistake, seriously JERSEY number? who does that? lol it's not as common as phone number so relax, even if it is a tad bit embarrassing

carriealana 0

Friday 6 March 2009 19:51

agree with #1, it could be worse! :)

pepper005 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 19:40

omg that's SO something I would do. you just laugh it off, give him your jersey #, smile and say he can keep your number too and walk away.

podrummer9209 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:07

Hahah aww.. Hopefully he at least texted? Look at it this way, there's hope, maybe he was trying to be cute and not thinking about what he said.

just_great 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:00

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH when i read this i laughed so hard!!! that is kinda funny though so i hope you just laughed it off...

kat0ria 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:45

Huh I read that in CosmoGirl... or 17. Whichever magazine.

rinaldy 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:12

bcse ppl don't automatically assume gayness # 15-

vampirate 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 3:48

"Today, I was talking to my crush who just made the soccer team. I asked for her number, meaning her jersey number, but instead she gave me her cell number. Rather than writing it down, I accidentally blurted out, 'I meant your jersey number.' Now I seem like a douche AND I don't have her cell number. FML."