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By lonely - 25/07/2009 11:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom lamenting the fact that none of my few relationships seem to last longer than 2 months. She asked why and I said, "because I'm paranoid, obsessive compulsive, judgmental, defensive, and stubborn." Instead of encouraging me, she said, "Well, at least you're honest." FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 613

You deserved it 46 660

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2014 18:15 - United States

Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 051

You deserved it 9 994

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 089

You deserved it 2 894

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 052

You deserved it 23 596

By Anonymous - 16/10/2014 17:07 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, my father described me as "the sort of sucker women marry then cheat on all the time." My mother agreed with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 261

You deserved it 3 617

By wow - 05/05/2011 06:13

Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 450

You deserved it 3 456

By Notthemaid - 30/09/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 554

You deserved it 2 896

By sad_panda - 26/06/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, I asked my mother if we could test me for OCD, since so many people have suggested to me that I might have it. She smiles at me and says, "No, honey, you're just really really weird." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 236

You deserved it 6 960

It's true, though

By Anonymous - 18/07/2014 23:06 - United States - Horseheads

Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 906

You deserved it 11 264

Mommy issues

By Anonymous - 30/11/2021 20:01

Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 260

You deserved it 472

Leave me alone!

By Jack Slate - 12/12/2020 11:02

Today, my anxious, obsessive, overbearing mother called me four times. That's significantly less than usual. When I complained to my dad, he said, "She just worries about you because she loves you." I don't feel loved, I feel smothered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 834

You deserved it 147

skullbuster 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:35

Well, if you posted that here looking for some encouragement - all I can say is your Mom knows you better than I do so I'm going to have to go with her assessment. "Put on your big girl panties", stop whining, and start addressing your problems!

Vile_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:43

If you know your flaws, why do you let them ruin your relationships?

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spektorish 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:39

Your mother WAS being encouraging; at least you're not in denial. Now stop looking for pity comments and get to work on handling those issues.

LewJH 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:41

2000th YDI...

EGA_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:42

crap i can't edit now.... Start asking WHY you do the things you do. Identify the reasons and grow past them.

Scotticus117 11

Saturday 25 July 2009 21:57

it's your fault, open up, release your stress, maybe see a therapist. you can help yourself you know.

johnnywupp 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:14

Compliment *****-Someone who says something bad about themselves so someone else can compliment them and make them feel better about themselves.

Nightfallz 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:39

you said that about yourself and now you crying on here expacting some sympathy? ydi. go cut yourself emo

SaintJimmy 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:04

Slime like you are why I hate society. At what point did it become okay to just tell someone to go kill themselves, or cut themselves, or develop anorexia nervosa or bulimia nervosa. Especially people who may actually be depressed! How would you feel if that quiet little kid who dressed in black and sat at the back of the classroom actually DID go kill himself, as many people suggested? Would you be happy? I certainly hope not, otherwise you belong in prison with the rest of the scum of society.

may_cause_fail 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 22:02

42, shut up. Trying to convince everyone that the world is filled with worthless scum won't make you any less of a loser.

SaintJimmy 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:28

How am I a loser? There are so many better targets for that label, like #28, just an example. And who am I trying to convince? I'm happy living in my own little world, avoiding idiots.