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By lonely - 25/07/2009 11:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom lamenting the fact that none of my few relationships seem to last longer than 2 months. She asked why and I said, "because I'm paranoid, obsessive compulsive, judgmental, defensive, and stubborn." Instead of encouraging me, she said, "Well, at least you're honest." FML

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Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML

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Today, my father described me as "the sort of sucker women marry then cheat on all the time." My mother agreed with him. FML

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By wow - 05/05/2011 06:13

Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML

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By Notthemaid - 30/09/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML

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By sad_panda - 26/06/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, I asked my mother if we could test me for OCD, since so many people have suggested to me that I might have it. She smiles at me and says, "No, honey, you're just really really weird." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2014 23:06 - United States - Horseheads

Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML

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Leave me alone!

By Jack Slate - 12/12/2020 11:02

Today, my anxious, obsessive, overbearing mother called me four times. That's significantly less than usual. When I complained to my dad, he said, "She just worries about you because she loves you." I don't feel loved, I feel smothered. FML

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skullbuster 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:35

Well, if you posted that here looking for some encouragement - all I can say is your Mom knows you better than I do so I'm going to have to go with her assessment. "Put on your big girl panties", stop whining, and start addressing your problems!

Vile_fml 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:43

If you know your flaws, why do you let them ruin your relationships?

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thtnerdykid 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:44

To Be Honest, She's Not Going To Lie To You To Make You Feel Better

DataWhore 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:00

oh shut up! whining is not good!

oliviah_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 5:23

She should have been more supportive. But, at least you know the problems and they are all things you can change.

dotsdesu 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 5:33

well you whined a bit too honestly. was she supposed to lie and say that she would date you if you weren't already married?

inu_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 6:42

most people are like this to a point anyway, its ok.

lunatuna 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 7:38

dont worry. im the same way. u just have 2 find sum1 thats like u and it works :] thats what i did :]

prospekt1 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 7:53

she did encourage you by listing one of your pros

miscposter 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:02

'Instead of encouraging me, she said, "Well, at least you're honest."' ^ First part shows that he or she was just seeking comfort in lies. Feeling sorry for them is stupid. attention *****.

Shyman4ever 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:14

Have some self-confidence n00b. YDI

Bassman88 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:15

Horribly pathetic. Stop trying to sound poetic and self loathing and grow a pair. It's perfectly fine for you to feel this way in your intuition, but no one wants to hear this crap other than a shrink, and that's only because he gets paid. Girls like confidence; not too much, but enough that they could depend on you. Always having a laundry list of stupid half true flaws about yourself to make yourself seem like some Faulkner-esque marvel of an enigma wrapped in an enigma just comes across as either arrogant or just plain sad. Sorry if this seems harsh, but I have a friend just like you and I want to slap him when he says stuff like this. YDI.