By Anonymous - 16/10/2014 17:07 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, my father described me as "the sort of sucker women marry then cheat on all the time." My mother agreed with him. FML
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paigexox0 37

Dont listen to them OP, you'll find a good girl who will (hopefully) treat you great.

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ComoEsJuan 24

Tell them that you're the sort of sucker that throws both of his parents into separate old folks homes.

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paigexox0 37

Dont listen to them OP, you'll find a good girl who will (hopefully) treat you great.

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Stazza11 27

Like #1 said OP, but also don't be hurt by what your parents said, obviously it means you are a caring guy who respects women and you open up to them. Don't lose that. Keep on keepin on, you will find the right gal :)

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cakefete2 30

I disagree with you, #1. It might not be nice to hear, but it could be the truth. OP should take time for introspection now, so that he doesn't prove his parents right later.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Sweet and sensitive is great Op, but just be sure you don't let people walk all over you. If you know when to draw the line you should be fine.

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Enslaved 36

Maybe the parents are right. It all depends on the type of women OP goes for? "You can't turn a ho into a housewife."

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skittyskatbrat 19

Selfish and controlling women hunt for sweet and trusting guys! Take your time before picking a wife and do NOT let her rush you into marriage, and hopefully you'll find someone sweet!!! Too many good guys get trapped by not-so-good women and the opposite is also true :( Dunno if it is an FYL, because it is also a warning that might save you some grief!!

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foxwasalamb 24

#35 what a cruel thing to say. "nice guys finish last" is a common saying about how stereotypically women go for the douchey, asshole guys, and if the guy is actually nice and caring, it wont matter in the long run, as we will only choose someone who treats us like shit. thats all.

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junkman6 22

Heh I agree with #46. It's a saying for a reason. May not be the modern day hippie bullshit that everyone pretends is true... But yeah it's still true. You have to be a bit of a self centered prick to get anywhere in life. "You can be generous after you've left a path of bodies to the top."

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incoherentrmblr 21

If that's the case, and you know it, never get married. Just have semi-long term relationships...

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sjbartholome 14

#26 is right. Nice guys do finish last. I'm living proof of that! It may not be a nice thing to hear but it is a very realistic truth!

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sukkaass 15

#35 why are you being mean uncalled for that is very common phrase and mostly true too.

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sweetbliss3 37

who says that? hopefully you're more optimistic than they are. :-)

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stevothedevo 25

Brutally* And not so much honest, as a nasty opinion..

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gigistar15 21

They were probably just joking with you. I wouldn't take it too seriously

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demonfacee 14

Don't listen to your parents, they're just trying to piss you off. They probably wish they could be faithful themselves. Just ignore them.

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ComoEsJuan 24

Tell them that you're the sort of sucker that throws both of his parents into separate old folks homes.

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Wizardo 33

Turn yourself into the kind of guy that people notice when you're not around and don't want to live without. Be a suave badass lad OP.

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feven 32

Well your parents seem like the "sort of pessimistic people who others don't befriend."

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