By legrand - 14/09/2016 08:11 - France - Grenoble
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Walk around on your knees. Obviously the bills will go down then and it will be more fair for her ?
Not sure where the question mark came from...
In the end I think it fits there. :-)
Wouldn't that make you basically her parent?
put EVERYTHING on the highest shelves you can find and super tighten all jars ;-)
Regarding groceries perhaps, but clearly when you're on a date, you don't pay for her either...
...and you should pay more because you have more brain than her ;-)
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The only good point is maybe eating more, but it sounds like she is just being a cheapskate. Because you're taller? Really?
Respond to your girlfriend accordingly: "Oh good! I'm so glad you're so short. You can clean the toilet daily, take out the trash, do the dishes, scrub the tile with a toothbrush, vacuum, sweep, mop, and clean up any spills on the floor. And, since I pay the bills, you can only eat when I tell you to, sleep when I tell you to, bathe when I tell you to, do your laundry when I tell you to, and pretty much be my personal slave. How does that sound, Cinderella? ... Or, we can be reasonable here and split all the bills and chores fairly and equally, because you know, nobody likes a leech on society."