By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
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Top comments

greatnt249 0

This is why you don't dish out hate when you aren't prepared to take it in return.

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emmalover 0

u shud prob shave then

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Comments

HoboPorn 1

Well, based on the comments, It seems the girl deserved it. Although it is true (some) guys's asses aren't cute or good smelling, I believe girls should keep up the matenence DOWN there every week or so. Most guys won't even consider sleeping with you if your ****** isn't clean. It is unfair to pick on the poor boyfriend, and you thouroughly deserve your burn.

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smiller0789 3

Plenty of guys were sleeping with unshaven girls for thousands of years. Used to be the only women who shaved were prostitutes to keep from getting crabs, and even then they had hairpieces down there to hide the fact that they had to shave.

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dragead 2

well, that was well and good thousands of years ago. now modern men expect women to be shaven.

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Batman1994 0

If a guy has managed to get as far with a girl as taking her pants off, and obviously wants to **** her enough to have made the effort, I really don't think as soon as he sees hair down there he'll put his clothes back on and tun away. It's really not that big of an issue. Besides, having absolutely no hair down there is weird, okay. Just weird. What's the point in going through puberty only to want to have your vaginal area look the same as it did when you were seven? I think if you trim it so it's shortish, and maybe get bikini waxes if you want to, it should be neat enough to not be "disgusting" or a "jungle". Also, shaving rashes down there look like an STI. Quite a turn-off, I would have thought.

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the10thdoctor 0

well, a lot of "modern men" are just plain ol' dicks.

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squid93 9

I for one dont mind a hairy pussy, I actually prefer the natural unshaved look. Most every woman I have been with has been hairy and I havent had anything wrong with their pussy.

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PotToker27 0

douche it ya ****** *****

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Randomness92 0

So I agree that this chick majorly set herself up for that one. Wow... However, I don't agree that it should be required for a girl to shave "down there." Yes, washing the outside with soap and water is good, but that doesn't mean shaving...It's just like a guy chooses to shave or not shave his face...or any other part of his body. It's up to the person. You don't have to do something just because someone tells you to. It's your choice.

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lil_rubber 0

i agree with 117

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boysinabooth 4

Haha! I agree with you #2! But, how embarrassing it must be to be her!!

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SageJonas 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6437UHhASf4 hear it from 54 sec and the rest of the song! ;)

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Elksy 0

Unfortunately, sweating is a common side effect of physical activity... sex included.

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whatshernuts 0

It still shouldn't be much of a problem, especially concerning smell, if they guy keeps clean. I can't say I've ever had a problem with my boyfriend's smell downstairs. Besides, it's not like guys are the only ones who sweat down there. Chicks do too and they have plenty of creases in the skin for it to build up in, and if she doesn't keep the hair trimmed or shaven then it catches it. And like I said - guys HAVE to deal with that if they're performing oral. Chicks don't, necessarily. If a dude is stanky of course she can't avoid the smell, but she doesn't have to put her mouth on it and she still gets an option as to whether or not she tastes it, too.

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