By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
I agree, your life sucks 434
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greatnt249 0

This is why you don't dish out hate when you aren't prepared to take it in return.

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emmalover 0

u shud prob shave then

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sn1992 0

sounds like you used a scented soap... non-fragrance works fine!

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sn1992 0

sounds like you used a scented soap... non-fragrance works fine!

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tgime 0

am i the only one that's wondering why you're still with this guy? smelly hairy butts are disgusting. and try washing a bit more.

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lil_rubber 0

my lil sister is wondering if u wash ur pussy with mouth wash will anything bad happen and #99 is there any other food that can help??

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notsofriendly 17

that will probably hurt like shit and mess up the pH of her vag cause mouthwash is really alkaline, and the ****** tends to be acidic - also less acidity means a better breeding ground for bacteria and yeast, so she may end up with an infection. i would definitely, definitely advise against that. the best thing to keep it healthy and smelling good is probably to just eat a diet of whole grains, lots of dark leafy veggies (though avoid tons of onions lol) and lots of fruit, and to wear cotton underwear which allows good ventilation (and not super tight jeans).

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nerdsgetmehot 22

If you take cranberry supplements (you can buy them at drugstores), it will take away the smell at least. It helps balance the pH.

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South_Boston 0

This is one of the funniest illustrations I ever saw, because they both say FML in the end. EPIC WIN!

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lil_rubber 0

my lil sister thax u #135 she just wanted to be safe

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crazyweirdo101 0

Wow one to the smell wash that shit, to the hairy shit tell him to go **** himself. Shaving is a pain in the ******* ass as well as a choice! To the guys that want a hairless vag, go screw a 9year old cause that's about the last time most girls have had a naturally hairless pussy. Women are suppose to have hair there so you have no right to freak out or be disgusted by it. Guys have nasty sweaty ass balls don't care who you are unless you just got out of the shower and haven't had pants on your ball ******* stink and you know what it's enough to make ya wanna gag but you continue to want our faces down there. You have a hairy ******* bush too and we might not have to go right down to the jungle but we still have to deal with it. Plus most guys like it when we get that close. Shaving makes us have to deal with constant maintenance, razor burn, money if you get waxed the pain of hair getting ripped out. Before you go bitching about it try doing it. ******* Assholes

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at0micmin3r 23

Oh lawd 141m, I don't care what you say, the girl set herself UP!

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