By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
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greatnt249 0

This is why you don't dish out hate when you aren't prepared to take it in return.

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emmalover 0

u shud prob shave then

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Comments

Kiara41 0

#81, you're embarrassing yourself. Let your fallacious arguments go and you might be able to redeem some of your dignity.

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TheRaineMan 0

Pathetic Illustration! I can make a better one in MS Paint in 15 minutes. duh

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ScaryyMary 14

That's the charm of Cyanide and Happiness! The humor stands alone, it doesn't hide behind detailed graphics or other gimmicks.

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akvandervort 21

Um, when you're sucking a guy's dick, the balls get in your face... duh.

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lil_rubber 0

lol i agree with #22

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Nagem1891 1

AMEN!!! Men smell just as nasty as women do!! Plus, it is the women's choice whether to shave/trim that area.

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Sutori 2

-_- I thought the point of having a new FML illustration every week was to show different types of drawing styles while explaining the story in more detail, but for the past three weeks, every comic has been in the same style -_- Change it up, FML staff

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ScaryyMary 14

It's Cyanide and Happiness Month. Real the blog sometime before you bitch, mmmkay?

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Icalasari 0

Not to mention each artist on C&H has a slightly different drawing and joke style

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renea8908 0

if ur comfortable enough to sleep with them, then u should be comfortable enough to talk about that kind of stuff

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jailbot 7

...yes it has. One day while in the shower together, my boyfriend decided to "clean me". Soap burns like a bitch and can give a woman bacterial vaginosis which may only show itself as a weird smell... therefore making your soap a terrible idea.

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whatshernuts 0

Of course your ass is cuter and not-hairy, you're a chick. He's a dude. Ever hear of testosterone? It causes guys to grow more body hair and also have more muscle mass, which would make his ass not as round or curvy and so probably not girl-cute. Yeah. If you're gonna pick on him for something like the simple differences between the sexes then I think the shot he took at you was fair game. Though honestly I think my boyfriend has a cute ass and I can't say it's smelly nor is it stinky (thought those meant the same anyway?). If your boyfriend's is there might be problem there. Just sayin'. BTW, shave that shit. It takes all of five minutes. And try going to the gyno.

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welderchick87 0

I don't know about you, but shaving 'down there' takes more than 5 mins. Especially around certain areas so you know...you don't cut yourself. Even if you shave like every 3 days or whatever...it's still not gonna be done in 5 mins...

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whatshernuts 0

Yeah, the difference? Guys' junk kinda hangs out there. So even if he's au natural, you probaby won't get a mouthfull of hair, or you can at least choose not to take enough of him in to get to the pubes. Dudes don't have a choice as to whether or not they deal with the jungle that is an unshaven pussy if they're eating it out. And most guys wash down there. If ballsweat has been a problem with dudes you've blown, it might be time to look for guys with better hygiene.

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