Miscellaneous: Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand...

By sk8rgurl - 28/06/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand new custom dress that was a halter top. On my first move, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Immediately after retaking the move, my dress snapped open, exposing myself to the judges. FML

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By depressedskatergirl - 07/02/2015 02:35 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had a big figure skating competition. Many of the girls before me fell or did not execute their jumps correctly. Me? I skated a flawless program. I was placed last because they said I didn't push myself hard enough to the point of falling. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By dancer4life - 09/01/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Braceyourself - 25/09/2016 05:44 - United States - San Pablo

Today, I went in for an audition. Since my wrist had been in a brace all week, I felt I would be fine without it for one day because I didn't want it to be a distraction. I tripped in the middle of the dance routine and crashed on top of my injured wrist. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2015 18:20 - United States

Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2018 06:00 - Australia

Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML

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junkinmahcranium 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:33

Get any extra points? :D

McA513M 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:47

Dude, how does a word as simple and plain as 'myself' bother you? Just curious... (#2)

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junkinmahcranium 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:33

Get any extra points? :D

boba123 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:52

haha :)

aznbillybob4sho 0

Monday 29 June 2009 10:12

FYL for getting a cheap outfit (:

Dabookofnothing 0

Monday 29 June 2009 12:39

u obviliosly have not been to an ice skating compeition have you? The judges (for at least the ones i competed in) are usually old or middle aged women and one gay man usually.

CryingHowls 0

Monday 29 June 2009 14:35

and you obviously don't know how to spell the word "obviously."

DizzyDemon0 9

Monday 29 June 2009 16:28

Hahaha. Great comments so far. That sucks miss...but you messed up first anyways..so perhaps not the best performance before you stripping anyways? Better luck next time.

happylittleman 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:14

obviliosly.... hahahahaha. That's awesome. To the OP, that sucks. Not much more to say about it.

mattmag 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:27

Haha yeah Perfect 10!

nazooer 11

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:21

And obviously you don't know what a typo is.

Finnboghi 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:24

Ninja'd! Also, 49, wtf are you talking about?

Emma_91 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 12:05

@ 12 And they're usually very prudish and old fashioned too XD

DizzyDemon0 9

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:29

#50, #49 is talking about #25 making fun of the way #12 spelled obviously. Try to pay attention, okay? It's really not that hard to follow. You were prolly just a little too excited about your "Ninja'd" post, which was very helpful. Way to be a winner. Oh by the way...RIPPED YOU.

electroboy_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 19:40

12's post has been removed.

bleedinginside 0

Monday 1 March 2010 3:15

I woulda been like 10 fantastico performance

skyler_kitttyyy 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:39

STFU u Dont no anyhing about figurs skating and they r not cheep the can be in the 1000 range!!!!

PerfasarusRex 3

Wednesday 11 July 2012 16:23

93- no need to get bent out of shape. People who aren't figure skaters don't know and I wouldn't expect them to. However you're right. Competition dresses can cost a fortune. Del Arbor.. Not as bad.

NaturallyUnlucky 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:38

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

LLLP 0

Friday 4 November 2011 15:47

Yeah myself implies that it was an action of hers that caused her exposure. A simple me would have sufficed

badluckalex 23

Sunday 22 June 2014 10:51

you two are next level grammar nazis...

Lexia_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:39

Did you make sure it could handle those moves before you wore it? If not, YDI

genius_man16 0

Monday 29 June 2009 15:43

agree. Maybe test out your dress beforehand, especially a halter top

McA513M 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:47

Dude, how does a word as simple and plain as 'myself' bother you? Just curious... (#2)

McA513M 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:51

If I was a girl, and that happened to me, I would absolutely DIE of embarrassment. FYL!!! However on the bright side, maybe the judges were perverts and liked it?