Miscellaneous: Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand...

By sk8rgurl - 28/06/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand new custom dress that was a halter top. On my first move, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Immediately after retaking the move, my dress snapped open, exposing myself to the judges. FML

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By depressedskatergirl - 07/02/2015 02:35 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had a big figure skating competition. Many of the girls before me fell or did not execute their jumps correctly. Me? I skated a flawless program. I was placed last because they said I didn't push myself hard enough to the point of falling. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By dancer4life - 09/01/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Braceyourself - 25/09/2016 05:44 - United States - San Pablo

Today, I went in for an audition. Since my wrist had been in a brace all week, I felt I would be fine without it for one day because I didn't want it to be a distraction. I tripped in the middle of the dance routine and crashed on top of my injured wrist. FML

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By NoName - 03/12/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2015 18:20 - United States

Today, I had my first concert and was really anxious about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2018 06:00 - Australia

Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML

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junkinmahcranium 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:33

Get any extra points? :D

McA513M 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:47

Dude, how does a word as simple and plain as 'myself' bother you? Just curious... (#2)

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thewoozy1 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:35

lmao...i'm a figure skater, how did you manage that one? did your dress not have a clasp at the back?? that's too funny.

icyfirefox18 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 17:25

Actually, a dress where you pull the neck over your head with no clasp would probably be more secure. They hurt after a while though. As a skater and a judge I can say this: most judges are very understanding about it, so don't worry. Similar things happen more often than you think. Anyone watch the compulsories at Euros? Finnstep mishap with one of the Russian ice-dance teams; her clear strap broke on a beautiful strapless cut dress and guess what everyone saw all over the world at the end of their run through? Chin up. All you can do is laugh it off.

Darkon 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:06

I think I have to look up some video on that!

Emma_91 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 11:13

I would've loved to see peoples' responses to that lol The next day some Russian newspapers said something along the lines of "...at least the world knows we have the most beautiful girls". I just feel really bad for her. Argh I hate that Finnstep music. Just saying XD

shirvon100 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:32

hay was it cold in there lol

hunguponyou 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:20

that is why you rarely see the pros wearing halters.

AlexZB 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:35

hopefully youre well endowed

mclovein 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:20

you win!!!!

Sydskate1994 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:15

im sorry as a former figure skater i can say i have never met a judge that would take that lightly. I hope you now safety pin your halter tops!

DomyDamsy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 8:18

yah i would give that a perfect score

michiness 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:26

Why on earth were you wearing a halter top while figure skating?!

nickkokay 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 12:08

Haha, that's embarrassing.. I'm a judge for ice skating, and I've never had that happen to me, and I can't really imagine how the judges would've taken it. What element did you fall over going into? Was it a spin, or a jump? It would be unfortunate if it was a spin because those falls hurt like anything..