Intimacy: Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap,"... - FML

By Allie - 03/06/2010 18:58 - United States

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Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By whoops - 25/05/2014 21:23 - United States - Spring Hill

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Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2021 23:01

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Today, I was texting my boyfriend while in the car with my family. He sent a particularly racy text, and my little sister happened to look over at my phone and then asked quite loudly, "What does anal mean?” FML

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Whatsapp? Not much

By Cat - 12/04/2019 19:00 - Greece - Athens

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Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML

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I'm a weirdoooooo

By Anonymous - 18/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I sent a text to the girl I like, asking if she wanted to "hang out." Autocorrect changed it to "hand out," and she responded by asking what I was handing out. I panicked and replied, "My love." Now she thinks I'm a weirdo. FML

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Nice try

By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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Ah, puppy love…

By Unlovable - 22/07/2019 04:00

Today, I was texting my crush. He wasn’t really into the texts because he was barely replying, until he texted back calling me "Baby." I got so excited, I almost cried, until he corrected himself and said that the text wasn’t for me. I cried. FML

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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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Gerblat 0

Friday 4 June 2010 1:22

Bwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

Krajjan 9

Friday 4 June 2010 1:27

Could be a good thing. He might be interested in you now.

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brainonska08 0

Friday 4 June 2010 1:53

lol soooo funny! that sucks

ezioaudatore 0

Friday 4 June 2010 1:57

ill give ya anal jk jk ydi i always read over what i send before sendin it

corvette_kid 0

Friday 4 June 2010 1:59

that's terrible...so...what time can I come over 8-)).

jjames7543 13

Friday 4 June 2010 2:01

haha I just tested that out and if you don't add a space between "a" and "nap" auto-correction will kick in and change it to "anal" :P

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 4 June 2010 2:01

Well, at least he likes you now.

oogyboogy 6

Friday 4 June 2010 10:34

I love your, picture

luvmybby062308 0

Friday 4 June 2010 2:03

OP, thank you. You just made my horrible day so much better. I'm sorry, though):

SeedlessMe 13

Friday 4 June 2010 2:04

Hahah that's great! .. my friend once tried to text her husband 'I got here' but it came up as 'I got heroin' obviously she screwed up, but didn't notice till later.. He never replied hahaha

GOODA 0

Friday 4 June 2010 2:09

no it says anal shut up with the "snap" anap no space tard

brebaby1 1

Friday 4 June 2010 2:13

Geez people calm down, I can't believe the people who actually took the time to try to type it....seriously? It's funny so laugh and move on, quit trying to call it out as fake.

tygerarmy 35

Friday 4 June 2010 2:14

snap. Mine changes to snap. <<-- Maybe you need anal.

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