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By ohhotdamn - 26/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML
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ohhotdamn tells us more.

ohhotdamn 0

ok first of all, i didnt really meant to say id never met him, because i actually did meet him once it was just informal, and i didnt meet him over the internet or something dumb like that. and i think its fixed because i told him the situation with my other friend and he said it was ok. and yes it is very common for girls to call each other ***** as a joke, even though it is kinda dumb to do.

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KorbenDeck 5

If you never met him why would you have him in your cell phone?

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upsidedown03 0

WOW dont you feel pretty shitty ???

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Paramorefan2 1

why the **** was this guy on your phone if you've never even met him?! I think this FML was fake.

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xDaywalkeRx 0

HAH! THIS PROVES MY THEORY! And women just keep convincing themselves they can multi-task. Science has prevailed once more: You're just as bad at it as men.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

if you don't know him why do you have his number? surely I'm not the only one wondering? /:?

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decidedlyvague 11

LOL!! That made my day but, FYL and FHL.

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Silly_Lilly6969 23

Lol I feel no shame what so ever for laughing so ******* hard.

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