By ohhotdamn - 26/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML
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ohhotdamn 0

ok first of all, i didnt really meant to say id never met him, because i actually did meet him once it was just informal, and i didnt meet him over the internet or something dumb like that. and i think its fixed because i told him the situation with my other friend and he said it was ok. and yes it is very common for girls to call each other ***** as a joke, even though it is kinda dumb to do.

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KorbenDeck 5

If you never met him why would you have him in your cell phone?

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upsidedown03 0

WOW dont you feel pretty shitty ???

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evilteriyaki301 0

Wow that sucks! But accidents happen... Thank God that hasn't happened to me! Annnnddd, it's hard to check the number if it's one of those phones that only says the number not the name (like mine) And it's not like you memorize numbers.

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Lop0 11

Haha, awesome. To be fair, if you said that to me, I would have cheered up... Assumingly I would guess you sent it to the wrong geezer ;)

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synnerr 0

ALWAYS double check... I learned the hard way too, I was telling my best friend I was "late" and accidentally sent it to the guy that would have been the cause... Their names are right under each other in my phone. BIG UHOH. Always check. So. YDI. Ohhhh, and #66, I woulda taken it as a joke too.

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theoldGP 0

hahahaha wow double check. i always call my friends ***** :D. obvs not guys though =P

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SFraser 0

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Patrick908 0

There is no way that this story is true.

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gallaway_girl 0

seriously?? horses are "almost completely harmless"??? you obviously haven't worked around horses very long then, if at all. though horses are generally harmless creatures they are VERY dangerous!! even a young foal weighs a minimum of 500lbs if its in good health. you should prolly look into your profession a bit more before you head back to work.

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