By ohhotdamn - 26/03/2009 02:48 - United States

Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML
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ohhotdamn 0

ok first of all, i didnt really meant to say id never met him, because i actually did meet him once it was just informal, and i didnt meet him over the internet or something dumb like that. and i think its fixed because i told him the situation with my other friend and he said it was ok. and yes it is very common for girls to call each other ***** as a joke, even though it is kinda dumb to do.

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KorbenDeck 5

If you never met him why would you have him in your cell phone?

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upsidedown03 0

WOW dont you feel pretty shitty ???

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BunnyElephant 0

LOL! that's hilarious!

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jd_superjive 0

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Ive never laughed so hard at a FML before lol!!!! You made my day man..... Lol i hope you fixed it and it didnt impact your life negatively :P

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cmac86 23

how do you have his number if you've never met the dude?

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inface2b 0

wow, this could be 1 of the funniest FMLs ive read in a while

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Upthelilywhites 0

quality fml.... i had a similar story thanking a girl for a great bj one time....only after she replied did i realise that i had actually sent the message to my 'purity ring' wearing friend ....

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kile88 2

haahaaha that's awesome now that's what I'm talkin about

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Tequila_Hilton 3

imagine if the text would of mentioned something about necrophilia

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