Love: Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl...

By TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By pimpslaprequired - 04/08/2012 01:52 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

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Hot stuff

By Liam. - 01/02/2010 05:15 - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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Stuck on amber

By Jaled - 11/12/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator with a guy I have a bit of a crush on. Trying to break the awkward silence, I made a joke about our situation, saying, "Well, at least we're not on a desert island." He replied, "Yeah, but I'd still prefer the island; at least then I could escape." FML

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By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By The Draught of Living Death - 17/07/2018 15:00

Today, I shared an elevator alone with an attractive co-worker. On our way up, she let out a loud, noxious rip. She covered her nose and mouth while giving me an accusing look, as I said with a straight face, "Excuse you." Later, I received a note from HR for harassment. FML

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By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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Classic escape plan

By Amanda - 31/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML

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By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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Endymion_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 10:47

I would have released a huge sigh of relief, maybe adding a 'thanks goodness', just to make her paranoid.

zidane312 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 9:44

man, he didnt have to go that far.... could have least been nice

Comments

TheAntiComment 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:33

That is a situation when rape is an appropriate solution but just kidding, dont do it

thisissparta555 0

Monday 1 August 2011 5:11

rape

SirMoose 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:41

You sir, are a funny man.

usmc370 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 21:09

It's not rape if you yell surprise

mac_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:53

haha i totally aggree with #10 ftw

firebrad 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 16:20

She probably just sucks at flirting. She got off the phone so she could talk to you. She wanted you! FYL indeed.

Ole_Stinker 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 17:15

That sounds flirty to me. I didn't hear her tone of voice, but if she was really repulsed by you, she would have come up with an excuse that did not involve you at all.

mr10pro 3

Sunday 24 October 2010 16:39

agreed

neonroller 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 17:40

i wouldve said "Oh and you totally cant go suck a dick right now. sorry for lying its just that you have quite a mouth on you"

bread_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 18:28

What a bitch.

m0nicam0nster 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 19:27

I don't think she was insulting....I think that gave her a reason to start a convo with you... and she was flirtatious on the phone. and i think "sorry for lying" was just what she quickly said....sounds like she just meant "sorry for including you and saying we were coming onto each other" ...it would have been more awk if she left it untouched yeah you misinterpreted

OhHai 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 19:36

Thats when you hit the emergency fire button or whatever and take off 1 shoe, just start screaming and scare the shit out of her. then get off calmly at the next floor.