Love: Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl...

By TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By pimpslaprequired - 04/08/2012 01:52 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

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Hot stuff

By Liam. - 01/02/2010 05:15 - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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Stuck on amber

By Jaled - 11/12/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator with a guy I have a bit of a crush on. Trying to break the awkward silence, I made a joke about our situation, saying, "Well, at least we're not on a desert island." He replied, "Yeah, but I'd still prefer the island; at least then I could escape." FML

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By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By The Draught of Living Death - 17/07/2018 15:00

Today, I shared an elevator alone with an attractive co-worker. On our way up, she let out a loud, noxious rip. She covered her nose and mouth while giving me an accusing look, as I said with a straight face, "Excuse you." Later, I received a note from HR for harassment. FML

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By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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Classic escape plan

By Amanda - 31/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML

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By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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Endymion_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 10:47

I would have released a huge sigh of relief, maybe adding a 'thanks goodness', just to make her paranoid.

zidane312 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 9:44

man, he didnt have to go that far.... could have least been nice

Comments

Zic_fml 7

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:09

My guess is she doesn't consider you ugly, but she was only saying you don't interest her. In time interval of 2 seconds, you can't really pick diplomatic wording.

TheAntiComment 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:25

if she was trying to hit on you, I think she would of stopped after telling her friend there was a cute guy in the elevator including the "sorry just kidding" wouldn't have been a continuation of her game

PokeyStix 3

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:40

Well if she's awkward, implying he's cute would lay it on too thick. I double bluff all the time about stuff like this, loads of girls do... she probably did like him, as like other's have said that's the first thing that sprung to mind. So frustrating because you found her attractive too, op! That could've been a nice hookup. If only either of you were confident enough.

yeahreally 6

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:01

ouch! she didnt have to elaborate.

wrestler_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 0:51

You should have laughed and been like "..yeaaahh. with friends that boring, like you'd have a chance!" Then when she got all offended, you could have been like "but its ok babe, its obvious you meant that and just didn't know how else to properly start a conversation with me..." Then just smirk and look her in the eyes and be like "... but for the future, you don't need a clever scheme to pick up a hot guy. just start talking to him. we have dicks, you know." then slowly smile and laugh and go out the elevator door when it opens, and leave her a mix between outrage, confusion, and desire. hahaha

Misanthropist 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:15

#26 you read into this waaaay too far..

lollipops321 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 8:54

what did 26 say?

melodichard 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:19

Yeah really. That's just creepy.

Superman8_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:32

lmao #7!!!!! #26...i might report you...

wallcat 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 22:59

what did 26 say? I don't see a comment.

dcapp 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:42

omg that sucks

neonoodle 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:38

#26: do you usually have elaborate conversations in your head that always go your way?

80_proof 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 4:39

She was probably trying to flirt, but she sucks at it. Horribly. She's probably not worth the time either way. If she sucks at flirting that much, then she isn't worth it. If she actually meant it, then she's a bitch and isn't worth it. Either way you're better off. Don't trip chocolate chip.