By Kyle - 09/11/2012 06:57 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of their features, so I asked which one. I was told Homer because we "both could use Weight Watchers and an education." FML
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zombieinahearse 3

"Why you little..." *choke him out*

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pickles1994 18

Maybe he meant that being compared to an awesome television character like Homer... I forgot what I was going to say, Ima pass out And sleep now

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xKites 4

I can't find a way to accept that as compliment in any way.

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Neonemerld 21

At least you're optimistic, 1. Though that's about all I can say for you.

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damn_homie 2

Maybe he meant it like a wake up call. Start taking care of his body and getting an education.

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Neonemerld 21

But 53, how do you know OP doesn't? He or she may be trying to lose weight on a diet and take care of themselves, but it takes time. You don't just say to yourself, "Self, I think it's time to lose weight" and it's instantly gone. It can take months, maybe even years depending on their weight.

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KM96 24

Insult more like it - maybe you are more of a Homer Simpson than him (1)

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ryukensfj 5

Homer is actually very smart, it's just he has a pen up his noise that makes him dumb.

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oj101 33

Which is lodged in his brain, not his nose...

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Neonemerld 21

Well, if you want to get technical, 26, it's lodged in his nose which is forcing it into his brain. So you're both right.

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james2398 6

I think it time for homer to try the slender man plan all u have to do is live off of water and bread and u will be as skinny as slender man pick up ur phone and call 4372237464

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zombieinahearse 3

"Why you little..." *choke him out*

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Neonemerld 21

HOMER used STRANGLE on WILD BART! It's super effective! WILD BART has fainted.

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chocolateisyum 12

Do you choke your son on a regular basis?

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yankfan89 27

No he probably chokes his chicken on a regular basis.

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Pleonasm 35

Did you cause a nuclear meltdown again? What did I tell you about eating donuts on the main control system?

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yogima 6

I don't understand how someone would even consider saying something like that to another person. I am so sorry, OP. I bet you're beautiful and smart, too.

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HelpMeJeebus 5

sounds like someone was just being a prick. who says that to someone they've barely made any conversation with? you guessed it. a prick

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DocBastard 38

It could have been worse - he could have said that you remind him of Cartman.

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mvc3ftw 17

At least people would "Respect his Authoritah!"

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