By Kyle - 09/11/2012 06:57 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of their features, so I asked which one. I was told Homer because we "both could use Weight Watchers and an education." FML
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zombieinahearse 3

"Why you little..." *choke him out*

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AholeCop 11

Remind them if you lose weight, you won't be able to clog the gas leak.

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perdix 29

The same could be said for Jessica. At least they didn't say O. J.

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Enslaved 36

Funny because Jessica went to W.W. :P

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perdix 29

And she also thought that Chicken of the Sea was chicken.

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msjoyfull84 0

And that buffalos don't have wings.

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Neonemerld 21

You've shattered my hopes and dreams, 45.

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doglover100 28

Could've been someone worse.

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perdix 29

Like Hitler or Bartman*. *That's not Bart Simpson. Ask a Cubs fan.

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Isoldael 27

Hey, not all simpsons have blonde hair!

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Albarufus 13

Your spelling is excellent though! :D

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Trix_Disorder 20

I'm confused. There weren't any particularly tough words in this FML... were there? Or would a person that could "use an education" just spell everything wrong?

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Sai_Run614 7

All work and no play nake homer something something....go crazy?!.

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Isoldael 27

If you're going to post quotes that are barely related to the FML, at least get them right.

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Neonemerld 21

No TV and no beer make Homer something something... Go crazy? Don't mind if I do! Though it would have been nice if you had gotten it on the first try.

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mvc3ftw 17

You could have cone back with,"well if I'm Homer,at least I got a hot wife named marge"*puts on sunglasses* or something to that nature.

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