Intimacy: Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my...

By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 15:24 - Germany

Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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Monday 16 June 2014 22:18

You were topless, they were speechless.

loserman67 35

Monday 16 June 2014 22:17

You probably have a nice rack and made a few guys day - look at it that way...

Comments

rigley06 12

Tuesday 17 June 2014 19:35

Pics or it didn't happen?

loganberrybat 11

Tuesday 17 June 2014 20:10

I'm sorry, what kind of store let's you try in bikinis?!

rebmac_ 1

Tuesday 17 June 2014 22:20

I'm sure that's happened to quite a few of us.

andrealovvve 17

Wednesday 18 June 2014 4:50

Why would the topless part of the story matter if it was a boy?

skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Wednesday 18 June 2014 5:00

WEEEELLLLLLL thats kinda were the cross in cross dressing comes in

eRapper69 10

Wednesday 18 June 2014 5:11

I would've enjoyed the view

Edumcg 24

Wednesday 18 June 2014 7:52

At least your country beat up Portgual :)

bffelaberz11 3

Thursday 19 June 2014 6:04

OMG that sucks

demotres 7

Thursday 19 June 2014 15:53

I feel worse that the OP fell than for the topless thing... I appreciate the female form as much as the next guy, but the degree of lust or rage we're "supposed" to feel at a topless woman is ridiculous. Why does it have to be a thing? Plus a know about as many guys with big boobs than women, these days.