Transportation: Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment...

By ocroyalty - 01/02/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML

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By unknown - 08/03/2014 00:53 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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Oh hey how are you?

By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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By username - 31/07/2011 22:19 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML

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Road rage

By Broke - 28/05/2012 09:38 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML

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Heat of the moment

By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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Did you smash?

By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Lewiston

Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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TruckerGustav 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:12

If I were you, I'll make them move by honking incessantly.

DeepSouthEmo 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:26

i would knock on the window and look at them so they feel awkward 

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kivkiv 2

Monday 1 February 2010 16:08

they beat ya to it haha

Shystai 0

Monday 1 February 2010 22:43

Honk. 50 times. Then 500. Then 5000 times.

Lancerman7449 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:26

hit the gas, tht'll move em

emoss22 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:50

ur hott

girlygirllol8 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:54

I know, I am hot

animefreak101 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 7:11

but u gotta admit that's funny

lovethiscaligirl 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 19:38

wow u that REALLY sucks for u

My2864 1

Wednesday 14 April 2010 23:02

just cockblock the dude by banging on the windows xD

sammy92 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 11:05

sounds like fun hahaha

cocobulla1 4

Sunday 22 May 2011 6:40

betcha ur jealous!!!!

cocobulla1 4

Sunday 22 May 2011 6:42

lol I bet u also wanked off while watching!!!!

BadPinkKitty07 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:10

I always did think garages were sexy. :/

infiniti_G 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:26

i think I'm in love ^^

shamRawer 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:27

lol WTF

girlygirllol8 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:55

what does ^^ mean????????

byronthegrim 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 7:41

that means 2 **** :-D, jk it's a happy face

lilbyrd43 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:11

Haha that's hot

TruckerGustav 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:12

If I were you, I'll make them move by honking incessantly.

DeepSouthEmo 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:26

i would knock on the window and look at them so they feel awkward 

allen20 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:13

Pop their tires :D they'll have a big surprise as soon as they get out(:

MetroidSlayer01 8

Monday 1 February 2010 21:02

but then she would be stuck there longer...

UK_fml 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 7:22

WIN 

igetinyourpants 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:18

yea... u would do that cause u are a white trash or uneducated nigga

theleader89 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:18

lol just open the door yell hey!!! mind if i join!?

omnistryder 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:21

ha! call a bunch of friends over and pop some popcorn

ihavenoname123 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:30

maybe they wanna pop sonething else?

MinaGermania 12

Friday 7 March 2014 18:12

Best 3D P0rn ever :)

uhohuscrewedup 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:24

get a video cam and record it, they'll move.

TheCoolDude16 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 9:25

nobody wants to see that--- FAIL

butlerreid 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:50

hey uhohyouscrewedup? that's a dick move. for thinking that, you are a dick

Valter 0

Monday 1 February 2010 17:19

no, not a dick move at all.

gtdoll 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 0:31

naw, wasn't a dick move, FUNNY move;))

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