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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By DrewK - 14/05/2013 20:09 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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Friday 12 August 2011 18:48

Enemy spotted

annajane 0

Friday 12 August 2011 18:48

Pretended to? You sure about that?

Comments

Derp1256 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:38

Just say, "Unfriendly fist inbound." and punch him in the face, call him a creep and walk away.

buckhouse 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:45

"counter spy plane up they're blind." *pokes his eyes*

Mxpxdude189 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 15:35

what a queer

halo2owns 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:02

That's legendary.

codbloodedkill3r 0

Monday 24 October 2011 13:57

Enemies are jamming your radar

chocomilkshake 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 17:28

ROFLOL

armystrongbaby 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 6:42

that Guy needs to learn the rules of urinals. yes ladies there are unwritten rules. and this Guy beyond broke them... oh and how the hell do you pretend to look at someones dick?......

XanderJayNix 17

Wednesday 4 January 2012 9:56

Shoulda replied with "Sorry, this is a no-fly zone." and hit him with a yellow laser beam!

theburtonbullet 5

Monday 30 January 2012 15:41

Did you have a stinger as your secondary?

Skaterdrew 0

Friday 30 March 2012 3:42

LOL. This was hilarious, the comments had my family thinking I was a lunatic. Shoulda been like, friendly fire will not be tolerated! *Push him into the urinal and pee on him*