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By False_Stupidity - 06/12/2015 18:19 - Australia - Hawker

Today, I was using a wooden toothpick to try to get at some food that was firmly lodged between my teeth. The toothpick broke and now I also have a splinter of wood jammed in there too. FML
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False_Stupidity 41

Tried floss but that didn't work. Ended up buying some plastic toothpicks and was able to eventually pry the food and splinter free. I think I'll be using plastic from now on after this experience.

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Narcisse_fml 25

Dental floss would've been a better choice.

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Adam_Power58 16

Wooden you choose a less dangerous thing to use?

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telli164 30

This exact thing happened to me last week! I feel you op..

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Jachin357 28

Screw floss or using another toothpick. There is one tool good enough for this tough job! A jackhammer.

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meliodafool_ 15

yes, but there's a possibility that the power is out. i suggest a sculpting chisel.

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hellnosucka 27

I always thought the electric saw was a fantastic option as well.

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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

Wouldn't the wood be protruding out due to the linear shape and thickness? You could get the wood part out easily.

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faifai_fml 21

Get some good extra strength dental floss.

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Skycop_S 23

Well hey, look on the bright side. At least it didnt slip and stab you. Hope you got it out fast. Pretty ironic that you got a toothpick stuck in your teeth.

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D_as_h 19

I could have sworn that I've see this FML before. anyone else feel like its familiar ??

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niksatter96 20

I hate when that happens! But next time just use dental floss, it's easier

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jsrf 8

Is there a none wooden toothpick out there?

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