Transportation: Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting...

By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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TSA

By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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By search_me - 16/07/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

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By well then... - 15/06/2013 05:04 - Canada - London

Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

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ab290 10

Thursday 29 September 2016 18:34

what was she expecting, an AK47 in your ******?

iseebearbears 27

Thursday 29 September 2016 18:21

It's probably more of an FML for her since she had to touch your menstrual blood as part of her job.

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Benmantha 31

Thursday 29 September 2016 18:20

I guess it wasn't sanitary anymore after that.

iseebearbears 27

Thursday 29 September 2016 18:21

It's probably more of an FML for her since she had to touch your menstrual blood as part of her job.

satanistxxangel 8

Thursday 29 September 2016 18:26

I'm guessing the security person didn't shove her hand that deep. Probably just an edge touch

anonymuse_fml 31

Thursday 29 September 2016 18:26

Feeling for the pad doesn't mean she stuck her hand down the OPs panties as well as her pants. She could have felt the outside of the underwear.

lysx84 24

Thursday 29 September 2016 19:58

Ah, but is op using American or British English when using the word "pants"?

allie2590 31

Thursday 29 September 2016 21:02

Nope I'd say having someone put their hands down your pants is worse.

nemcali 34

Friday 30 September 2016 20:48

She didn't have to, did she?

SexyMexi21 23

Thursday 29 September 2016 18:33

The perks of being a woman... (Sigh)

ab290 10

Thursday 29 September 2016 18:34

what was she expecting, an AK47 in your ******?

why57why 21

Thursday 29 September 2016 19:35

More than likely drugs not guns

cj89898 24

Thursday 29 September 2016 21:46

Somebody was arrested for having a revolver in their ******

SZamir 7

Friday 30 September 2016 2:41

OP here: I have a Pakistani passport, so maybe that is exactly what she was expecting :)

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 30 September 2016 7:07

Back on the Fourth of July this year, there was a story about a woman who tried to smuggle fireworks out of a Walmart in her ******. Somehow the thing got set off and she ended up with some pretty serious burns. Anyway, the point is that people will try all kinds of weird shit to smuggle stuff. You'd be surprised.