Miscellaneous: Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone....

By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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By Mary C. - 23/03/2015 01:58 - United States - Mendota

Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By shootme - 13/11/2011 22:46 - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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Why hello there...

By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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Never reveal your password to anything

By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

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You deserved it 694

mpsteve137 15

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:25

Crap on his face, take a picture of it, put it on facebook. Tag him as a shitty brother

jordinomoose 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:20

Haha classic!

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NickiJane 0

Monday 21 November 2011 5:02

MizzErikaHart, I now understand why you said watch out for snowballs. I just read that FML hahahaha

bolshevisky 12

Monday 21 November 2011 5:49

awesome

lkalili 7

Monday 21 November 2011 6:12

I always forget to close the door but it doesn't mean people should go pics on Facebook.. Freaks

trey1421 2

Monday 21 November 2011 6:39

It's things like this that make me grateful I'm an only child

nosferatu4444 10

Monday 21 November 2011 9:45

artard, thats like priority Nr.1, closing the door isn't so hard to remember is it?

caity878 0

Monday 21 November 2011 9:59

How the hell did u "forget" to close the door? Is thay something ur family does cuz thats kinda gross

kimmeyrolle 4

Monday 21 November 2011 14:48

How rude of him is there any place on this earth were u go without being record/pic and be posted on the internet

hjn_fml 2

Monday 21 November 2011 16:22

The beginning of a life of douchebaggery is in store for him. Much pity goes out to a sad **** like that.

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 21 November 2011 20:10

Fap fap fap

Z4CH1NT05H 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:27

I'm calling troll. You don't just "forget" to shut the door and then not notice somebody in the doorway.

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