Health: Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor...

By knickedleg - 22/05/2010 07:03 - France

Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML

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By shaverguy - 15/06/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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Tree trunks

By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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Sliced

By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By charlotte273 - 30/06/2010 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought Veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML

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By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

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First time

By februarymarchapril - 04/02/2015 03:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

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lynzykins 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:48

your skin is paper. go see a doctor.

FuzzyPeachez 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:37

haha. fail.

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nood_fml 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 5:26

18, you obvously don't understand the horrible urges of testosterone.....it gives us the urge to bang something 5x more than a girl does...and we get the thought....every 21 seconds or so. it's not very fun....girls get physical pains guys get mental pains. bloody arsefaces :D

xxXChiiXxx 2

Sunday 23 May 2010 5:45

The hell? It doesn't take your skin off. -__-

dandan7714 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 5:45

dude #94 did you think the guys who 'oggle' her pic are the relative same age cause i think jess is pretty hott too haha

pingpongpickle 8

Sunday 23 May 2010 8:06

omg your life sucks! f*** it!! that sounds terrible! ( btw that was being sarcastic. )

Nylecroc 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 10:46

YDI for defaulting to France!

wilkshire13 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 15:49

wolverine??

glitterbabe224 0

Monday 24 May 2010 4:49

I used that when I was like 12. and I rememer it burning like shit. try laser hair removal, ammazingg!

kherren 0

Monday 24 May 2010 7:29

I've done that too... and it burns worse

xitsalwaysmex 0

Monday 24 May 2010 17:41

you really think that is an FML moment? are you stupid, that happens everyday to millions of women.. why not have them post the exact same thing on here and call those FMLs as well. i think that, possibly, you have no friends and this is all you could think of. honestly, don't post anything if it really isn't a good FML. thanks :)

Sdras 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 15:51

Actually I don't think millions of women cut themselves with a piece of plastic with rubber attached to it on a daily basis. A real razor yes, but a piece of plastic no. OP is just a klutz.