Health: Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor...

By knickedleg - 22/05/2010 07:03 - France

Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML

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By shaverguy - 15/06/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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Sliced

By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By charlotte273 - 30/06/2010 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought Veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML

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By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

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First time

By februarymarchapril - 04/02/2015 03:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

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lynzykins 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:48

your skin is paper. go see a doctor.

FuzzyPeachez 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:37

haha. fail.

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vampiregirl412 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 18:46

To all those people who are complaining about Nair and chemical products just use a goddamn razor! If you are afraid of cuts here's a little tip*coughs* it's called being CAREFUL!! And seriously people your spelling errors are shameful.-.-

SAYwhatFML 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 18:55

fail.

amcgirl 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 19:06

wow....really big fail

Skimbap 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 19:14

And thats why women have vaginas, because they're too scared to use razors.

allymarcos 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 3:13

??? cyber perv much?

isabelpreston 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 19:16

smooth OP :P

hubbabubbba 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 19:56

ya, I'm from Australia, so stfu. I bet ur American. home of the mcdonalds. u fatasses

crazyweirdo101 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 20:25

Your retarded

games_fml 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 20:35

**** australia you guys use the most coal ******* up the planet and yes im AMERICAN.im not fat either.and i could probably kick your british ass!!! and yes if you didnt know your part british you fail!!!

irishgirl101 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 21:29

Eh what are you saying! Your AMERICAN! You were a british colony, and you like australia are made up of a collection of different nationalities! Seriously! You big british american! :P