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By tabbycacti - 30/11/2015 13:06 - Australia

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light. I saw my neighbour and her new boyfriend crossing the road, then noticed as he started grabbing his crotch, but thought nothing of it. They both then pulled down their pants and urinated in the middle of the busy intersection. FML

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Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

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By sexychica - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

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By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 15:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

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Zarcissa 34

Monday 30 November 2015 18:35

Please tell me they were drunk out of their minds... Because otherwise that makes absolutely no sense.

Adeptus_Astartes 22

Monday 30 November 2015 18:35

The perfect match.

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Chika_Dee 3

Tuesday 1 December 2015 17:59

This isn't much of an FML than a WTF.

thatsjustgreat1 16

Wednesday 2 December 2015 0:37

ahh, i love austrailia.

bigdaddyeric 35

Wednesday 2 December 2015 7:09

Liar

classicmcdee 12

Thursday 3 December 2015 10:54

Wtf

nandybear 19

Thursday 3 December 2015 21:47

I think you should move

Acey_boy23 15

Thursday 3 December 2015 22:29

Some people are so classless...

Pudstricken 1

Sunday 13 December 2015 15:38

Oh Australia

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