Awkward and Miscellaneous: Avoidance issues

Avoidance issues

By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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By tabbycacti - 30/11/2015 13:06 - Australia

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light. I saw my neighbour and her new boyfriend crossing the road, then noticed as he started grabbing his crotch, but thought nothing of it. They both then pulled down their pants and urinated in the middle of the busy intersection. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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By Cxisbest - 23/03/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

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By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML

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By DarkDolly - 04/02/2012 16:39 - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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Zestus 19

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:40

im sure hes a nice guy. i water my plants naked all the time. its not like they have eyes or anything

flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:44

Should've walked past the couple, OP. Chances are they were so caught up in their anger at each other, they wouldn't have even noticed you.

Comments

Zestus 19

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:40

im sure hes a nice guy. i water my plants naked all the time. its not like they have eyes or anything

maryiah 21

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:53

They may not have eyes, but the poor pedestrians do.

itsmichellebitch 16

Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:44

I thought everyone did that.

nightbirdblue 27

Tuesday 18 June 2013 14:15

It helps the plants grow better. I thought everyone knew that.

ShelbieLB0731 10

Tuesday 18 June 2013 15:28

Nudity helps them grow.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 18 June 2013 18:17

Potatoes have eyes.

DyslexicPanda 12

Wednesday 19 June 2013 3:08

As do coconuts. I like coconuts...

Bcfrmkc816 17

Wednesday 19 June 2013 6:13

Well said. Maybe op is the creepy one checking him out instead of turning away maybe op was turned on.

Vitualamen 11

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:43

Guess its the lesser of two evils.. If that helps.

Damian95 16

Tuesday 18 June 2013 15:32

A better description would be out of the frying pan and into the fire. And by better I mean literally opposite of what you said.

doodlecloud 26

Tuesday 18 June 2013 16:40

I'd actually prefer to walk past the couple. I doubt they'd care that you're walking past, that's what the sidewalk is for. Plus if it looked like it might get violent I'd want to be there to help protect the victim...I'm unlikely to risk my life for them but sometimes just having a spectator can calm someone down a bit and dissuade them from doing something stupid...

flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:44

Should've walked past the couple, OP. Chances are they were so caught up in their anger at each other, they wouldn't have even noticed you.

Cupcake040 17

Tuesday 18 June 2013 14:32

My thought was that the couple chose to argue in public on their driveway.....if they really didn't want anyone hearing their argument they should have gone inside.

crymore007 11

Tuesday 18 June 2013 17:46

Maybe the guy refused to eat the girl out after she blew him in the driveway in the middle of that party?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 18 June 2013 20:01

The argument was probably something along the lines of why she slept with the cop that arrested him.

deepunder 17

Wednesday 19 June 2013 10:20

Maybe the couple was arguing about how creepy the 'watering in his underwear' neighbor was. P.S. I haven't read the comments below this but I expected someone to say this by now.

drjohnnyboy 15

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:45

If you foresaw the guy in the underpants in hindsight, you probably would have taken the bickering couple. Sorry, OP!

photoquilty 6

Tuesday 18 June 2013 13:05

Foresaw in hindsight?

Joe9024 20

Tuesday 18 June 2013 15:09

What kind of mindfuck comment is this!?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 18 June 2013 20:03

in underpants in hindsight. Is that like underpants with holes in the back?

Grand_Cookie 21

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:52

Ummmm, you like it when I water these plants? Yeah, you do.

CocaColaPepsi 13

Wednesday 26 June 2013 6:56

I don't blame him for staring, it's so awkward for some stranger to walk across the street right in front of my house...OP sounds kind of creepy. (I don't want to get thumbs down so I'll just make sure you guys know it's a joke, it's a joke)