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By sexychica - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
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fashionlover 0

haha thats rly funny but better than him being with another girl right?

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lubby_fml 0

It does suck for him, but I want to know what he did. Plus, Illinois must be a horrible place to live. I mean in almost every update 1 FML is from an Illinois-ian(or whatever you call yourselves)

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lubby_fml 0

I think the people from Illinois know. luls

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DameGreyWulf 0

I call myself an Illinoisian (don't forget to leave off the s sound... ehl-lih-noy-yun, or something like that) As for how we're like.. In Chicago, and a select few others cities, just like every other big city. Except Chicago has more assholes, I guess. Everywhere else (ie: southern Illinois), just like Missouri. God I hate living in southern Illinois, which is sad considering I've lived here my whole life but yeah.... Nothing but country music and ignorance... Though mudding is a good time... OP: I almost hit YDI, but then I realized I don't exactly know the info. Did he lie to you, and he's a bad boy? Or did he get stuck in the wrong place at the wrong time, and it's not his fault? Or did you know all along? 2 against 1, FYL

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me_me_me_me 0

OP: i think you mean Today, I pulled up next to my EX-boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FHL

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ratmoe 0

i live in illinois, sadly. i just call everyone illini ppl. OP: im sorry, that would suckkk

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Peachy2392 26

75, I wouldn't just jump to breaking up without knowing why he was arrested.

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fashionlover 0

haha thats rly funny but better than him being with another girl right?

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um_duh 0

Sucks to be him... so, tell us, what did he do?

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lalagirl912 0

ya I know F HER LIFE not HER fapuld that HIS... I don't know where I'm going with this Carry on old chap.. or somethig along those lines O.o

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blalien 0

I love how many FML readers have nearly impossible one-in-a-million coincidences.

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Plumppotato 3

considering there are about 7 billion people on earth. and about 4 billion have internet access (just guessing. too lazy to look up. feel free to call me out on it). and maybe about 1 billion go to fml (again dont know. good guess though huh?). So if its 1 in a million. seems possible that its happening every now and then.

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fuzzybrownbear 0

That is in no way a one in a million coincidence. There are a lot of factors that could turn this into a one in ten coincident. Maybe the boyfriend was going to the the OP's house but was stopped because it was past the city's curefeuw(**** i mispelled that bad), i meant the time where minors aren't allowed to walk the streets, and the police picked him up

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lone_wanderer 0

i agree with Zoomin12 this isn't an FML It's her boyfriends life that's ******

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Fml37 0

Well at least he wasn't driving a stolen police car. :P Seriously though, this could have been worse. As long as it wasn't a serious charge, everything should be alright.

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