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By Anonymous - 20/07/2017 23:00 - United States - Dover

Today, an Asian man approached me and called me pretty. I thanked him and he asked if I'm Chinese. When I said, "No, I'm Taiwanese" he promptly spat in my face and called me a "traitor to the motherland." FML

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nanxi 30

Friday 21 July 2017 6:58

I'm sorry that happened to you ): My family is Chinese, and even they would tell this guy to chill the **** out.

MidnaLink 33

Friday 21 July 2017 5:45

That's aassault and you can press charges for that sort of thing. "Traitor to the motherland", my ass.

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CiaphasCain2 20

Friday 21 July 2017 14:16

To understand this, one has to keep in mind that the Republic of China ('Taiwan') sees itself as independent nowadays, whereas the Peoples Republic of China ('China'in the classical meaning) perpetrates a fairly aggressive 'One China policy' that even lays out potential military actions. With that in mind, it´s easy to guess that this guy must be one of those who strongly believe into everything that the higher-up of PR Chinas government say; you could say he was 'indoctrinated'.

acmariner99 25

Friday 21 July 2017 17:19

Hence why I made the comment about him being "bitter." Communist mainland china views Taiwan as a province that didn't surrender to the PRC at the end of their civil war. Since they (Taiwan) reject the only "valid" government of China, mainland Chinese view Taiwanese as traitors.

Armeniangirl_fml 15

Friday 21 July 2017 20:02

What the hell? That sucks OP!

Benjamin Dewing 3

Saturday 22 July 2017 1:07

Well maybe you shouldn't be a traitor to the mother land then.

許願 6

Wednesday 26 July 2017 20:11

Can't do that if you are a Taiwanese

kazekai8 11

Saturday 22 July 2017 3:26

I am Taiwanese too but they don't like to messing with me because of my height XD

rety1 13

Saturday 22 July 2017 8:29

spitting on someone is considered assault, you had the legal right to either physically defend yourself or call the police, press charges and laugh as that bitch sits in prison.